I thought I’d share something with you that entertains me quite often.

I have a section of my stats page that shows me what search engine terms brought people to my website. If someone were to visit to ‘google.com’ and type in ‘coryBasil’ it would show them a link to this site. These are a handful of ones that have shown up in the last couple of months. Unfortunately the statistician deletes them after a couple months, so I had better start writing them down. 

Simple enough, here we go…

www.making horse nail.com - No idea, I tried to visit that site, no such number. Must have been a caveman or an 1800’s indian looking for a site on how to make nails to shoe a horse?

reasons why christians lose their zeal - I don’t think this was a personal attack. I’ve got a lot of zeal. But my website isn’t exactly Focus on the Family. I hope you found something zestful though, dear searcher. 

how to break into a dead bolt - This one has really taken off in the last week. I currently am gaining a new fan base: Criminals. 

osama can’t touch this - Watch “Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden” then you’ll know what this guy was looking for.

suck nostrils in - Visit ‘theBlackNail.com’ for tips on breathing. 

itnues - I get this one a few times a week. This proves that there are a lot of dyslexic typists among us. And for a brief moment I was one when I let this typo slip by. 

“harrison ford” “leave it to beaver” - Can someone tell me which episode Harrison appeared in? ‘Cause that would be awesome. Harrison Ford:“I didn’t kill my wife!!!!” The Beav: “Golly gee Mister, you don’t have to get so angry about it.’

loud typing - There are many out there who feel my pain when trying to concentrate around a LOUD typer. I should form another alliance. 

sheep whisperer - I thought I coined this term, but apparently not. Unless someone told someone else about the game I had on my site. Yes, that must have been it. 

john wayne license plate - I think the indian who was searching for horse shoeing tips was also checking on the status of his new license plate. 

why don’t we name tornadoes - Again, it’s good to know I’m not alone. Someone create a website dedicated to naming tornadoes, I don’t have the time or I would.

corey basil - “Sigh.” How many times do I have to… Aww forget it. I should surrender and start using an ‘E’. It worked for CorEy Feldman, CorEy Haim and CorEy Hart. 

peacock nail.com - These are very popular in the dense regions of Papa Nu Guinea. This site is available, I checked, so if you know how to paint on peacock nails purchase the website name. You are already guaranteed hits. 

deadbolt phone - Putting a deadbolt on your phone will not keep people from stealing it, this I promise you. Stop searching. 

mr coffee ads - Maybe I can get a new sponsor for the site? 

cs lewis hell door handle inside - I don’t think I want this searcher coming back to my site. I’m kind of scared. 

 

There you have it. I’ll try to do this again at some point. 

cB